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emo song (?)

April 4, 2009

fly you to the sun
and make you burn among the flames
let you breathe in the atmospheres
on jupiter and mars

in other words, disappear
in other words, get out of here

fill your heart with lead
make you not sing anymore
you are all that I long for
to stab and immolate

in other words, I’ll hit you
in other words, [bleep] you

charity song

February 11, 2009

baa baa black sheep have you any wool
yes sir yes sir three bags full
one for the blind man
one for the lame
and one for the sick old man who lives in a drain

fable #4

June 15, 2008

There was once an old couple who lived in poverty. They had a goose, which laid a golden egg every day.

They now do not live in poverty.

fable #3

June 15, 2008

There was once an old couple who lived in poverty. They had a goose, which laid a golden egg every day. The old couple sold the egg for money to get by each day.

One day, the old man decided to kill the goose and get all the eggs at once, so as to break out of the poverty cycle. So he took a knife and went outside.

The goose retaliated in self defense, which unfortunately caused the death of the old man.

The hearing continues today at the High Court.

fable #2

June 15, 2008

There was once an old couple who lived in poverty. They had a goose, which laid a golden egg every day.

However, since gold is inedible, the old couple decided to kill the goose for food or risk starving to death.

fable #1

June 15, 2008

There was once an old couple who lived in poverty. They had a goose, which laid a golden egg every day. The old couple sold the egg for money to get by each day.

Then one day, the old man decided to cut up the goose and get all the golden eggs all at once, so as to break out of the poverty cycle.

So the old man got a knife, went outside, and cut up the goose. A deluge of golden eggs gushed out, spilling onto the road. Everyone in the vicinity quickly amassed the eggs for themselves before the old couple could get to them.

In the end, the couple only got a handful of eggs. However, since the supply of gold increased tremendously, the price of gold dropped and the old couple remained poor. Good work on disrupting the gold economy though.

Sloth

May 29, 2008

I’d write something based on a dream I had this morning, but I lost enthusiasm after writing a slow introduction.

So I went and did something else. Which also involves writing to a limited extent, but it’s not going to be completed anytime soon. (4 months, and I’m still on the introduction. But it’s supposed to be slow, unlike the other thing I pushed aside)

Also: Just found out about Planck time, which is exactly what I had in mind when I was talking about frames.

I have to go fix lotsa stuff now.

After fixing all these I’m never going to mention exact dates again. :V

This was written on my handphone yesterday when I was helping out at a competition of sorts and I had this brief period of time where I had nothing to do, and I’m not going to put this on an actual page because it is quite silly and also a bit too short. (This title is probably longer than the actual post, but you can’t really say much when it is the length of two SMSes and I had nothing to do anyway so slowly punching in letters was quite entertaining.)

April 20, 2008

He walked in the rain.

Nobody knew why he walked in the rain, maybe he was depressed and felt like walking in the rain, or he forgot to bring an umbrella with him when he went out. Nevertheless, people knew what was going to happen to him.

He sneezed.

“Score,” thought the passersby.

Maybe if I write a post people will notice the new pages.

April 13, 2008

Something from March, and something today.

mooty und Pizzat: I updated, so should you!
if you even watch this place frequently.

Okay, so actually I was inactive from last December to March, but.

Small note.

November 22, 2007

No matter how much I try to fix it, the page ordering won’t work out. So I changed calm’s “one” to something with a number prefix.

Let’s see what happens when something reaches 10. That’s going to be problematic, no?

And oh ya, I updated. Whoo.